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    “I think I found out how to get our old bodies back, Joe!” Oliver pleaded in desperation with his best friend “We just gotta find the candle!”  An annoyed look came over Casey’s face “Veronica, babe. I need you to stop insisting on this candle thing, it’s been making me worry about your sanity.” She put a hand on her friends shoulder reassuring “We’ve been girls our whole lives. I don't know what set this off bit you need help”  Oliver's head swam again.  It had been getting harder to talk to Joey for the past several weeks, he’d been insisting on pushing with this idea they’d always been this way and it was starting to make him worry for both of them.  Making them start to question who was the one losing their grip on reality.  “I..look, we just have to find the candle and letting it burn up all the wax and we’ll go back to being men, we just have to-”  “There isn’t any candle!” Casey said, her face slipping into anger. “Look, I set us up on ...

 Mark had a love of antiques, and he loved finding weird out of place things. He’d always been weird and out of place so he felt a strong kinship with these weird out-of-place things. Some of it he sold, some of it he didn’t. And In a couple of years after graduating high school, his apartment had turned into a weird mish-mash of themeless nick-nacks.  There was a part of him that did want the normal life, but he lacked a desire to date, and kind of was just coasting, hoping that perhaps fate would drop his perfect match into his lap.  Fate had something else in mind for him.  It was an unassuming lamp. Made out of shaped metal, with some very very basic electrical wiring spooled through it to plug into a socket. Something that looked...more ordinary than his usual fair, but...he wanted it. Something about it spoke to him.  This is what brought him to sitting in his weathered old armchair, rubbing it down with a dust cloth and some restorative solution ...

So decided that gonna be posting some of the old tumblr caps that got nuked in the purge from my old blog.  They aren't good. but I hope you enjoy them regardless. 

 

As a divine entity with a limitless cosmic power to alter anything at will, I would like to state that while omnipotent, I am not Omnipresent.  Here, we have two such victims of that particular draw back of mine.  Taylor and Scott. I spied them in my bar having a “bro night” after a long week at work. I could tell they both had earned from the tired look in the way they slumped their shoulders.  But I also saw more. My power of empathy, reading their deeper subconscious thoughts. I found. Repression, while I didn’t have the entire picture I knew that there was a “more than friends thing”  So I wiggled my fingers at them and enchanted them with what I call “The Idealisation Curse” something that would turn them both into an ideal lover for the other. In previous instances of this particular enchantment I’d been able to turn two besty sorority girls into a jock and bimbo. And with Taylor and Scott I had no reason to suspect that by the end of the night they would feed ...

“Ohhh! Oh god please, stop! Stop I promise I’ll never cheat again!” Carl groaned as his tits grew larger, swinging roughly with each thrust into his ass “Please erica!” he cried, his mind was battered with every thrust, every slap of her hips against him shaking out a memory of his rapidly disappearing manly life. Erica laughed through the sound of the slaps of her hips meeting his ass, lust and hate burning together as she watched her ex’s ass and hips inflate as she pounded him. It had been days since Erica had seen walked in on her boyfriend fucking with, she’d seen the signs, but never expected Carl to be so brave as to fuck someone in their own bedroom. He didn’t see her. The Fucker. She’d spent the next days outside the house as much as possible travelling through a sex shop, the shop keeper saw her “I see your pain.” the keeper said “You want revenge. Let me get you what you need” It was an unsuspecting Dildo with a strap on harness. “Use this, you sound less like ...

So, prefacing. This story wasn't written by me, it was written by tumblr user VanessaTG who wrote some genuinely hot content. You all know what happened with tumblr so suffice to say despite the blog not being "gone" it's effectively unaccessible as well as most of the content that was super hot being nuked off the site. As a christmas gift and as a desire to preserve some of this content I've chosen to repost the two Caps I happen to have saved on my own old tumblr profile for the benefit of everyone who's interested. I'll be posting the second of the two I have with in the week hopefully. If you're VanessaTG and are reading this feel free to contact me if you do not wish for me to be posting this content, thank you.  Enjoy the story everyone. UPDATE: UPDATE: So while being the horny woman I am ended up stumbling on to a path that lead me directly to VanessaTG's blog. https://vanessatgcaptions.blogspot.com/ The only downside being she hasn't ...

So this is a bit of an experiment. This is composed from screenshots taken of a porn video I was watching the other night that gave me a lot of ideas. The story came to me very rapidly over the work day but for now it feels more like a snippet so here it is as a hot "classic" style cap.

“I’m still feeling uneasy about this Isaac” Charle squirmed as his friends hands moved across his body. “Sshh, I’m Izzy right now” She told him before her fingers gently tweaked his nipple making it poke through the material of his shirt, tingling. “Besides, ‘Claire” She emphasized Charlie’s new name with a wet, lingering kiss that sent goosebumps all over her skin “if we’re gonna be like this for the entire weekend, shouldn’t we at least enjoy it?” She asked, all the while pulling his hand up to her chest, trying to get Charlie to participate in the moment, building the slow burning sexual tension between them. . The name Claire stuck in Charlie’s head for the past half a day now. A heavy, strong presence. Everytime Izzy said it would cause a shiver of excitement to trail down her neck and radiate to her extremities.  Making her feel weak in her stomach in ways she’d never felt as a man A week ago Isaac has found a temporary spell that would let them transform into wom...

The first ever caption series I've done. tried to experiment with layout here two and text color.