‘Twas the night before the night befor christmas, and all through the house, not a creatures was stirring. Well, save the only two people in the house. Avery’s parents were divorced and he was trapped with his dad this year. Something that was so dull it was likely to drive him to minor insanity from the pure uneventfulness of it. His father Thomas was a boring, no thrills, play everything safe kind of individual which made doing anything fun next to impossible during the time he had to stay with him. It was weird because it made him wonder why it was his mother had left dad in the first place, what was there to possibly be worth getting a divorce over. He sat around playing a video game in the living room, tv muted, headset on. A bored 17 year old with nothing to do. “Hey buddy” he heard his dad before he felt a package land on the spot on the couch below his feet. got a gift in the mail today” He stared at the plain package and picked it up “...