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So, prefacing. This story wasn't written by me, it was written by tumblr user VanessaTG who wrote some genuinely hot content. You all know what happened with tumblr so suffice to say despite the blog not being "gone" it's effectively unaccessible as well as most of the content that was super hot being nuked off the site. As a christmas gift and as a desire to preserve some of this content I've chosen to repost the two Caps I happen to have saved on my own old tumblr profile for the benefit of everyone who's interested. I'll be posting the second of the two I have with in the week hopefully. If you're VanessaTG and are reading this feel free to contact me if you do not wish for me to be posting this content, thank you.  Enjoy the story everyone. UPDATE: UPDATE: So while being the horny woman I am ended up stumbling on to a path that lead me directly to VanessaTG's blog. https://vanessatgcaptions.blogspot.com/ The only downside being she hasn't

Can you believe this shirt still fits me?  Yeah I know, I know it's a dumb shirt. You know you've been kind of an asshole swince the body swap pulse Chris.  It's been 4 months, Tina fits me more than it does you, you know.  Stop being so dramatic.  You know....I've been having a hard time figuring out what to get you for christmas, but I think I figured it out. I don't mind giving it out early. Close your eyes.  SURPRISE!  You like it?  Hehe, didn't think you'd ever be on the giving end of a strip tease would you?~ oh come on, like you expected me to not get into your little sexy suit case? The luggage code isn't even that complicated, it's your birthday.  oh shut up it's not like anyones around to see...and I can tell you like it.  You know... if you wanted, I think I might have a way to help you finally adjust to my old body Close your eyes.  *Zip*